not a place for tourists who like fancy hotels or anything

i woke up at 2 am planning this and forgot to shower. it’s 6 am now and the humidity is basically trying to melt my brain. this city? it’s a dump if you want luxury but worth it for weirdness. i’m here as a street artist and even i’m unconvinced. anyway here’s what i know.

Quick Answers

Q: Is this place worth visiting?
A: only if you like steamy saunas, cheap empanadas, and dodging stray dogs. the art’s alright but the rest? fugged about.

Q: Is it expensive?
A: yeah if you’re buying tourist traps. rent a wheelbarrow for 5 bucks and find your own art. localstrade for old CDs.

Q: Who would hate it here?
A: people who don’t sweat 24/7 and think art is only in museums. gr sviluppo.

Q: Best time to visit?
A: when it rains less than 50% of the time. now.

last week i bought a mural for $3. it was ancient and maybe magic. asked a kid where it was and he laughed and pointed. that’s either cool or a scam. i’m keeping the mural.