Lisbon’s a Blur: Rain, Pastel Buildings, and a Whole Lotta Lost Socks
okay, so, i’m pretty sure i’ve aged five years in the last 72 hours. lisbon. it’s… a thing. a beautiful, chaotic, slightly damp thing. i landed yesterday, and honestly, my brain is still buffering. the air smells like salt, grilled sardines, and something vaguely floral that i can’t quite place. it’s… intense. i just checked and it's...there right now, hope you like that kind of thing. 13.51 feels like 11.73, temp_min is holding steady at 13.51, and the pressure is a solid 1016. feels good, you know? like a weighted blanket on your soul.
my hostel, ‘the lost sock sanctuary’ (seriously, they have socks everywhere), is in alvalade. it’s a bit outside the main drag, which is honestly a godsend. i needed a break from the constant thrum of tourists and the smell of pastel de nata. i’m sharing a room with a guy named benny who collects vintage postcards and claims to be a retired competitive cheese sculptor. don’t ask.
i spent today wandering around baixa and chiado, just getting lost. it’s the best way to find a hidden courtyard or a tiny, hole-in-the-wall restaurant serving the most incredible bifana. i stumbled upon this place called ‘o petisco’ - someone told me that the carne de porco à alentejana is legendary. i’m skeptical, but i’m willing to be converted. check out their Yelp page: https://www.yelp.com/
and the trams! oh my god, the trams. they’re ancient, they’re rickety, and they’re absolutely essential. i nearly got run over twice. seriously, watch out for the drivers. they operate on a completely different level of urgency. i saw a guy nearly get clipped by a 23 number tram - it was wild.
i overheard some drunk advice at a bar in the bairro alto - apparently, the best time to visit is in the shoulder season (spring or fall) to avoid the crowds. also, don’t trust anyone who offers you a ‘shortcut.’ they’re lying.
Someone at the bar, nursing a gin and tonic, slurred, ‘Just… just follow the smell of the seafood. Seriously. It’ll lead you to the good stuff.’
i’m trying to document everything, but my camera battery died about an hour into the trip. i’m relying on my phone, which is already threatening to stage a revolt. i’m also pretty sure i’ve lost a sock. it’s a recurring theme, apparently.
i’m planning on checking out the serra da gamboa tomorrow - apparently, it’s a stunning natural park with incredible views. i’m hoping to escape the city for a few hours and just breathe. if you’re looking for some hiking trails, TripAdvisor has some good options: https://www.tripadvisor.com/
i’m also trying to find some vintage shops. i’m on a mission to score some seriously cool finds. i’m hoping to find a beret and a leather jacket. or maybe just a really cool pair of boots.
the neighbors are mostly older couples and families. if you get bored, [Lisbon] is just a short drive away. they seem pretty chill, mostly just sitting on their balconies and watching the world go by. i tried to strike up a conversation with one of them, but they just stared at me blankly and then went back to their knitting.
i heard that the Time Out Market Lisboa is a must-visit, but it’s also incredibly crowded. i’m debating whether to brave the masses or just stick to the smaller, local restaurants.
i’m running low on coffee. seriously, i need caffeine. stat.
i’m starting to think i need a spreadsheet to track all the things i’m seeing and doing. but honestly, i’m just going to keep wandering and see where the day takes me. it’s the only way to really experience a place, right?
check out this local board for events: https://www.eventbrite.com/
honestly, i’m exhausted. i’m going to go find a dark corner and try to recharge. maybe i’ll even find that missing sock. probably not.
p.s. if anyone knows where to get a decent espresso in Lisbon, please let me know. my soul needs it.
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