Zaragoza Messed-Up Guide (I Swear)

December’s Switzerland, if it smelled worse, but you’d still pack layers. Anyone who thinks 17°C feels like 17C is definitely not a true northern European.

Turkish quarter at 7am? Like, people were already arguing over kebab prices. Mosque too basic for your taste? Saved my trip-zero wasting time.

Walking everywhere until 7pm: yeah, I deadlifted 17k while dodging buses. Gym’s overrated, the tapas haunt you.

"When locals say they hate the cafés, check if they’re taking a loan from Spain."

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