woke up late and this place is already a nightmare

ok so i’m sitting in this tiny café in what i think is called athens? or maybe it’s rome? someone yesterday said it’s 1760541645 something, which sounds like a random number my idiot phone dialed accidentally. anyway, the weather here is i just checked and it’s…there right now, hope you like that kind of thing. 12.39 degrees and 81% humidity, which means my hair is a bird’s nest and my soul is a soggy bagel. but hey, at least the wifi is strong enough to stream this chaos to you.

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