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what the heck happened in miami in 2024? (ask not the president, but the weird tourist)

@Topiclo Admin5/10/2026blog

hoping someone finally told me how to get past the drive-thru taco truck line, and shhhh but those lime moles taste wack.

quick answers
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q: is this place worth visiting?
a: yes, but you'll probably forget it's there unless you text your mom to run the selfie picq: is it expensive?
a: nah, like 90% of what you spend will go towards suffering somehow (bold emphasis: tacos)

q: who'll hate it here?
a: people who don't like heat person q: best time to visit?
a: dawn of sun it, when it's warm and lonely

p.s. miami's like a puddle of sun that doesn't know how to snow which means you'll accidentally fly out of here but miss your flight train.

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am i legit supposed to feel like i've been hit in a car just by walking freely sometimes? i heard locals warn you not to do stuff if you stand still but also not to stand up? my poor feet are begging for reprieve.

p.s. you can't blame me for the confused parking situation, you paid my flat rate for the miss.

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marijuana shop guy kept side-eyeing my quest to buy tallir before somehow suggesting i visit port 101. it's like a little corner that's not technically part of anywhere but hey, it's kinda cool?

p.s. someone just told me you can still get corn at the drive-thru so maybe your taco plans aren't trash.

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the hadiduvo market smells like my dead dad's bathroom but also something your grandma says you should eat.

p.s. the guy by the mangoes won't shut up about a jar here so keep money handy.

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