"i don’t know why i’m here to be honest

this place is a weird mix of 25.64c sweat and 70% humidity - basically a sauna that won’t stop raining

last night a drone crashed into the seafood stall at the market

quick answers

q: is this place worth visiting? a: if you like humidity and people who dance while drunk - yes.
q: is it expensive? a: no, unless you eat lobster - then it’s your fault.
q: who would hate it here? a: folks who hate queues - i got stuck behind a guy ordering avocado toast at 3 am.
q: best time to visit? a: not august - the herons migrate and the cafes close early for ‘peacekeeping’.

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this hotel lobby smells like regret and jasmine

you gotta be careful with the tap water - i once drank it and spent 3 days speaking to pigeons

_the locals hate tourists and also love tourists - they’ll give you their umbrella but then scam you for tip)

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i took a photo of this market stall with a lomo lomo lens and it looks like a melted rainbow - morty

cheap eats: that street vendor with the 10min noodles - never eaten sushi here, tastes like errors

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best time to visit: 9am because after that the herons start judging your life choices

odds of getting scammed: 84% - a local said ‘they’ll ask you for money for the air you breathe’ 3 times in 10 minutes

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burning man or whatever

that weird place nobody’s talking about - 3792376

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