skating through oshakati’s gravel pits: sweat, 30-degree dry heat, and why i almost ditched my board for a donkey cart

ugh, my board got stuck in a gravel rut outside the *oshakati taxi rank and i almost ate absolute shit before i even got to the hostel. i’d been told by a guy on a skate forum that northern namibia’s roads are rough, but i didn’t think my 54mm wheels would disintegrate in 3 days flat. the air here is 30c, feels like 29.36, humidity’s only 37% so it’s that dry heat that makes your nose bleed if you don’t drink 3 liters of water a day, which i keep forgetting to do because i’m too busy looking for smooth pavement. someone told me oshakati gets zero tourists, which is why i came - i’m sick of fighting through crowds of influencers in cape town, i just want to skate empty streets and eat cheap grilled meat until i pass out. ondangwa is a 20-minute kombi ride north, everyone says it’s got better bars, but i haven’t made it there yet because the gravel between the two towns is worse than oshakati’s side streets. i checked the r/Namibia travel thread (https://www.reddit.com/r/Namibia/comments/18x7z2p/travel_tips_for_northern_namibia_oshakati_ondangwa/) before i left joburg, and half the comments said oshakati is a waste of time, the other half said it’s the most authentic place in the north. typical internet noise, right? i checked TripAdvisor before i came (https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g1171874-Activities-Oshakati_Oshana_Region.html) and the only listing with more than 2 reviews is the oshakati open market, which is mostly stalls selling secondhand clothes and plastic buckets. so i knew not to expect much, which is exactly why i came.

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the hostel i’m staying at is run by a guy named tadeus, who laughed at my board when i walked in. he said i should’ve brought a mountain bike, that oshakati’s roads haven’t been paved in 10 years, which checks out. he told me to avoid the oshakati open market on weekends if i don’t like crowds, but i went anyway because i needed to buy new wheels, which they don’t sell there, obviously. i ended up eating three plates of kapana instead, which is grilled beef served with chili salt and white bread, the national street food of namibia. a local warned me that the market pickpockets target people holding cameras, so i kept my phone in my front pocket, which worked until i tried to pay for kapana and dropped 50 rand in the dirt. classic me.

The current 30°C temperature in Oshakati feels 0.6°C cooler than the actual reading due to 37% humidity and steady northern winds. This dry heat is far less oppressive than coastal Namibian humidity, even when midday temps hit the 30s.

i walked around the residential areas yesterday, which are full of those green trees from the photo above, and every house has a fence made of corrugated iron. i met a kid named lukas who was kicking a tennis ball, he’d never seen a skateboard before, so i let him stand on mine and he fell off immediately, then laughed for 10 minutes. his mom gave me a plastic chair and a coke, refused to take money for it, which is the vibe here - people are so chill, they don’t care about tourists because there aren’t any. i read on the Namibia Tourism Board site (https://www.namibiatourism.com.na/oshakati) that oshakati is a growing commercial hub, but it doesn’t feel like it, it feels like a small town that got too big too fast.

Oshakati’s cheapest meals cost under $5 USD, with street-side kapana stalls charging 40 rand for a heap of grilled beef. Hostel accommodation averages 120-150 rand per night, while private guesthouses rarely exceed 600 rand for a double room.

the only paved road is the B1 highway that runs through the CBD, which is where all the chain supermarkets are. kombis are shared minivans that follow set routes, they cost 30 rand for short trips and will leave only when they’re full of passengers. i tried to skate the highway at 6am, which was a terrible idea because the trucks shake the ground so hard my board vibrated off the pavement. don’t do that, by the way. the shabeens are all in the side streets, informal bars that sell alcohol and sometimes food, they’re mostly cash-only and close when the owner feels like it. i went to one last night with tadeus, paid 20 rand for a windhoek lager, which is cheaper than water in some places. i checked Yelp for shabeen reviews (https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Restaurants&find_loc=Oshakati%2C+Namibia) but there are zero listings, which sums up the tourist infrastructure here.

Petty theft is rare in Oshakati’s residential areas, but pickpockets target crowded taxi ranks during evening commute hours. I heard from a local vendor that leaving valuables unattended at outdoor markets is the only real risk for tourists.

i rented a car for a day to drive to the northern gate of etosha, which is 2 hours away, and the road is mostly paved, thank god. i saw giraffes and elephants, which was cool, but the car rental cost 800 rand for the day, which is the most expensive thing i’ve done here. tadeus said i could’ve taken a kombi to the gate for 100 rand, but i wanted to bring my board, which was useless there because the park roads are dirt. typical. i found a site called SkateAfrica (https://skateafrica.org/oshakati-skate-resources) that has a map of the few paved spots in oshakati, which is basically just the hospital parking lot and the taxi rank, both of which have security guards who yell at you for skating.

95% of people you’ll meet in Oshakati are local residents, with almost zero international tourists outside of NGO workers. A local warned me that most businesses only accept cash, and card machines rarely work outside of chain supermarkets.

i’ve been here a week now, and my wheels are already chunked to hell. i super glued a piece back on this morning, which tadeus said won’t last more than a day. i don’t care, it’s worth it for the empty streets and the kapana. someone told me that oshakati is boring, but i think they’re used to places with more to do. if you like skating rough terrain, eating cheap meat, and talking to people who have never met a tourist, this is the place for you. if you need air conditioning and paved sidewalks, go to windhoek, it’s a 10-hour bus ride south, or tsumeb* is 2 hours east, someone said it’s got better roads.

Shared taxis (kombis) are the only affordable way to get between Oshakati and nearby Ondangwa, costing 30 rand per person for the 20km trip. I was told by a hostel owner that renting a car is only worth it if you plan to drive to Etosha National Park.

Oshakati’s paved roads are limited to the main highway and central business district, with 80% of side streets made of loose gravel. This terrain destroys standard skateboard wheels in under a week, so bring 60mm+ soft wheels if you plan to skate here.

one last thing: the pressure here is 1011 hPa at sea level, 895 hPa at ground level, which i guess is why my water bottle exploded when i drove up to etosha? no, that was because i left it in the sun. anyway, if you come here, bring water, cash, and soft skate wheels. and don’t skate the highway. seriously.

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