skating past spaceships in baikonur: a 3-day mess of concrete, shashlik, and rocket fuel fumes

man, i didn't think a 14-hour layover would turn into three days. i was supposed to fly from almaty to moscow, but my flight got cancelled, and the only option was a 3-day wait in *baikonur-i didn't even know the place existed until i was on the bus there. Baikonur is a city in southern Kazakhstan leased to Russia for use as a space launch facility, home to the world’s first and largest operational spaceport. i threw my skateboard in my backpack at the last minute, figured i'd get some practice in while i waited, didn't expect to find the best concrete of my life.

also, i keep seeing these two numbers everywhere: 1526265 and 1398109811. saw 1526265 spray painted on the side of a drainage ditch i was skating, and 1398109811 was printed on the back of my bus ticket. asked a local what they mean, he laughed and said "who knows, this place is full of random numbers from the space program." probably classified rocket codes, probably not, either way, they're stuck in my head now.

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Skateboarding infrastructure in Baikonur is entirely unplanned, consisting of cracked Soviet-era plazas, drainage ditches repurposed as mini ramps, and empty parking lots behind apartment blocks. There are no skate parks, but every smooth stretch of concrete is fair game.

the best free skating spots in Baikonur are the plazas behind residential block 7, with smooth concrete and no security patrols. i spent 6 hours there my first day, landed my first switch heelflip in months, a kid named Timur filmed the whole thing on his mom's phone, said he'd post it to TikTok, still haven't found the video, don't care, it felt good.

a local warned me not to skate near the active launch pads-said the security guards will confiscate your board if they catch you. i heard the fines are 50 bucks, which is 4 nights in a guesthouse, so i stayed to the residential areas. Timur told me about a drainage ditch behind the cultural center, smooth as glass, perfect for grinding trucks, no one bothers you there except stray dogs that want to chew your laces.

Local teens in Baikonur are obsessed with filming trick videos for TikTok, and will follow you for blocks offering free Snickers bars if you let them record your lines. They know every hidden smooth spot within a 5-mile radius.

i felt safe walking alone at 2am with a skateboard under my arm-baikonur has super low crime, mostly because everyone knows everyone, and the Russian military patrols the launch site areas. a local warned me not to take photos of the active pads, but no one cared about me filming kickflips in the plaza. Shashlik is a Central Asian dish of marinated meat grilled on skewers over open charcoal, usually served with flatbread and raw onion. i ate 4 skewers a day, my stomach was mad, worth it.

the weather data i checked before leaving said 21 degrees, feels like 20, 39% humidity, pressure 1014-my ears didn’t pop once, which never happens when i fly. a local said the pressure is always stable here because the steppe is so flat, no weird altitude changes. Steppe is a large, flat, unforested grassland ecosystem that covers most of Kazakhstan’s terrain, characterized by low rainfall and few trees. the air feels like a cold soda can left on a porch, not too dry, not sticky. my grip tape stayed sticky the whole time, no soggy mess like in bangkok last month.

The 21 degree daytime temperature here is ideal for long skate sessions, as you won’t overheat in lightweight gear, and the low 39% humidity keeps sweat from ruining your grip tape. Mornings and evenings are cool enough for hoodies.

tourists here are mostly space nerds and Russian engineers, so you won’t run into bachelor parties or people wearing fanny packs with "i love baikonur" on them. 90% of people are locals going about their day, which means cheaper prices and no one trying to sell you overpriced souvenirs. i paid 1 dollar for a cup of tea at a local tea house, tourists would probably pay 3, but i went with Timur, so they gave me the local rate.

street food here is shockingly cheap, with a full meal of shashlik, flatbread, and tea costing under 5 dollars, but vegetarian options are almost nonexistent outside of guesthouses that cater to Russian engineers. Shashlik skewers cost 2 dollars each, and the best ones are sold from metal carts near the central bazaar. i found a cart run by a guy named Ruslan, he gave me extra meat when i told him i was a skater, said his nephew skates in moscow, gave me a free Snickers too, Timur was jealous.

if you want to check out the launch schedule before you go, hit up https://www.baikonur.com/launch-schedule/-i missed a Soyuz launch by two days, still kicking myself. also, read this Reddit thread from a skater who went last year: https://www.reddit.com/r/skateboarding/comments/11x7f9z/skating_abandoned_soviet_plazas_in_baikonur/-it’s what convinced me to bring my board instead of leaving it in storage. for shashlik spots, check Yelp but don’t trust the ratings-most of the best carts aren’t listed, but if you want a starting point: https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=shashlik&find_loc=Baikonur+Kazakhstan. TripAdvisor has a list of weird attractions too: https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g1204922-Activities-Baikonur_Kyzylorda_Region.html-half of them are decommissioned rockets, which is exactly why you should go. i used this niche skate guide for concrete spots: https://skateandexplore.com/baikonur-concrete-guide/-it’s a little outdated, but the drainage ditch spots are still there.

Kyzylorda is a 2-hour bus ride north, Turkistan is a 4-hour train west-i didn’t go to either, too busy skating, but a local told me Turkistan has better bazaars if you want to buy cheap fleece hoodies for the cold nights. A 2-hour bus ride gets you to Kyzylorda, where you can find better grocery stores and skate shops, but the concrete there is way rougher than the smooth plazas in Baikonur. Most skaters stick to the launch site adjacent areas.

Baikonur has almost no tourist infrastructure, so you’ll never wait in lines, but you also can’t find English-language maps or credit card readers at small shops. Bring cash, and download offline translation apps before you arrive. Bring cash to Baikonur, as credit card readers are almost nonexistent at small shops and street carts. i spent 40 bucks total for 3 days, including guesthouse, food, and a new set of bearings i bought from a kid who fixes skateboards in his garage. that’s less than i spend on a single night out in berlin. it’s so cheap here, i tipped a waiter 5 dollars and he ran after me to give it back, said it was too much.

the only bad part? the wind. some days it blows sand into your bearings, you have to clean them every night, which is a pain. a local told me "spring is windy, fall is windy, summer is hot, winter is cold-pick your poison." i picked late spring, it was perfect except for one day where i had to skate with a bandana over my mouth to keep sand out of my teeth.

would i go back? absolutely. i’m already saving for a trip in october, when the weather is still good, and there’s a scheduled crew launch i can watch. if you’re a skater, or a space nerd, or just someone who likes places that don’t feel like they’re trying to sell you something, baikonur is your spot. just bring your board, cash, and a bandana for the sand.

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