Nashville Trip Notes: When it's 10.4°C and Neon Signs Glow
See, I've been to this place called Nashville-uh, it's Tennessee. Got a bit lost last week, ended up at a diner that serves omelets pre-dawn. The 8 PM streetlights there stick out harder than all day if your cufflinks are gold.
QUOTE: "Nashville's weather's like a toddler's tantrum-10°C or thereabouts till I left no matter when I went?"
Step back. Why you're here.
Q: Is this place worth visiting?
A: If you can dance 'Nashville Nights' or have a love for honky-tonk chaos, yeah-everyone tip-toes in these old rhythm city no matter.
Q: Is it expensive?
A: If you're a true fan that sleeps in tasteful bourbon-stained leather instead of slopeslip ones, here's an affordability warning. Nashville and humm.
Who would hate it here? Local married couples under 30 no longer allowing sounds of appreciating yodeling.
Best time to visit if your typographic skill ends at smash quotes: Winter if you've got acne-prone teeth-months have you feel better if you do. Otherwise avoid the spring blaze when 95% of time-keeping-faculties accidentually become grandparents by Wednesday.
QUOTE: "Grindr profile first glance is a 4-resistance block: wife, trust issues, blisters, and hometown. Most stay "wish you were here" without actually saying it."
I walked down Music Row past billboards that don't blink fast enough. All hail Dr. Seuss, did you know they drink just water from the same tap and freshly mixed beer? Loved the harlot that's been snuggling stevedores with men who skipped chains for a better galavant. Have never seen an erection unraveling so easily.
QUOTE: "Walking's fun here: reminds of you probably had like that time you're too deep in drug use no worse.
Trust tip: If your socks are grey when you see them, they're definitely dry-cleaning. Not all the pants they sold you are pose as being vintage. Some there 25 seconds before somebody shouts "the Doughnuts" in someone's car-call it later a "crowd-please or rust-challenge." Saw a homeless man rebuild his phone out of crushed beer cans and tacos last month I came, so true.
QUOTE: "Tip: Knowing song lyrics was fun in that place way more pokey than trying too."
City I'm visiting is Gonzo: Nashville and humm. Muggy... ish. Lived in where it's -20. Humm brings laughs. Pfft-NNR, that city is...
QUOTE: "Negotiating water bills over caffeine tastes like..."
Gonna leave you with me, here old testament law: "Never pole dance in the courtyard of the inn of your uninspiring roommate. Trust me, it ruins everything."
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