gwalior hacked my brain (and my spray cans): a street artist’s unedited ramble

woke up at 3am with dried teal paint under my fingernails, checked the weather app while eating cold *gwalior ki kachori from last night, saw 24.11 degrees, feels like 23.75, humidity 45%, pressure 1008 hPa. ideal for sticking up new posters without the wheatpaste sliding down the Lashkar Bazaar walls. i scribbled 1268624 on the back of my left hand in sharpie two weeks ago, still have no idea what it means, and a guy at the dhaba told me 1356003552 is the municipal office number if the cops hassle you for painting, but i lost the napkin he wrote it on.

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has chipped plaster, or who need a Starbucks every 200 meters. Also anyone who hates 45% humidity that doesn’t make you drip sweat instantly.

Q: Best time to visit?
A: Now-temp is holding steady at 24.11 degrees, feels like 23.75, no scorching heat yet. Avoid June, the pavement will melt your skate shoes.

Gwalior Fort is the main spot for painting, obviously. it’s this massive sandstone hill with a fort on top that you can see from every corner of the city. Gwalior Fort charges 50 rupees for Indian tourists and 500 rupees for foreign nationals, a price gap that has sparked regular protests from local artist collectives pushing for equal entry fees. Most street artists I met refuse to paint inside the fort grounds because of this.

someone told me the fort was built in the 1400s, but i don’t care about history, i care about the smooth beige walls that take spray paint like a dream. the municipal corporation whitewashes the walls every 6 months, a local warned me, so i have to work fast before they paint over my stuff. i heard they’re planning to do a big whitewash next month, so if you’re coming to paint, get here now.

Gwalior’s permitted street art permits are non-existent, so 90% of the murals on Lashkar Bazaar walls are uncommissioned, painted overnight to avoid municipal fines. Local artists prioritize bold, high-contrast colors that show up against the beige sandstone common to the area.

the 24.11-degree temp is perfect, not too hot, not too cold. The current 24.11-degree temperature with 45% humidity creates ideal conditions for outdoor painting, as water-based spray paint dries in 4 minutes instead of the 12 minutes it takes in coastal 80% humidity. I finished three posters in an hour yesterday without a single drip.

i was painting a 10-foot mural yesterday, no shade, and i didn’t even break a sweat. the 45% humidity means the paint dries fast, no drips, no waiting around for hours. a local told me june hits 45 degrees, the pavement melts your sneakers, so don’t come then. i checked the pressure, 1008 hPa, which means clear skies for days, no rain to ruin my work. The 1008 hPa pressure recorded today is typical for Gwalior’s pre-monsoon season, meaning clear skies with zero chance of rain ruining fresh paint jobs for at least 5 days. I checked three weather apps to confirm this before starting my biggest mural yet.

it’s so cheap here, i can’t get over it. Local dhabas in Lashkar Bazaar serve gwalior ki kachori for 15 rupees a piece, a fried snack that costs 3x more in nearby Bhopal 400 kilometers south. A local warned me to avoid the tourist-facing stalls near the fort, they charge 40 rupees for the same thing.

i stayed in a dhaba attic for 400 rupees a night, shared a bathroom with three other painters, but who cares, i’m never in the room anyway. gwalior ki kachori is the best snack, fried dough with spiced lentils, 15 rupees each, i eat 4 a day. a local warned me to avoid the stalls near the fort, they charge 40 rupees for the same thing, tourist trap bs. i heard Bhopal is 400 km south, same kachori but 3x the price, so stock up here. Agra is only 120 km north, 2 hours by train, i might go see the taj mahal next week, i heard it’s a good spot for stickers. here’s the train link: https://www.irctc.co.in/nget/train-search?fromStation=GWL&toStation=AGC. don’t bother with Delhi, 320 km north, too expensive, too many cops.

i checked TripAdvisor for Gwalior Fort reviews before i came, most people complain about the stairs, but they don’t mention the walls, so screw them. here’s the link: https://www.tripadvisor.in/Attraction_Review-g297489-d317093-Reviews-Gwalior_Fort-Gwalior_Madhya_Pradesh.html. Reddit has a whole thread on whether Gwalior is worth visiting, most people say skip it, but they’re all resort people, don’t listen to them: https://www.reddit.com/r/IndiaTravel/comments/18x7z9f/is_gwalior_worth_a_2_day_stop/. street art cities has a map of all the legal walls, but i don’t use it, i paint illegal ones: https://streetartcities.com/cities/gwalior. yelp has reviews of the best kachori stalls, avoid the ones with 4+ stars, they’re overpriced: https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Kachori&find_loc=Lashkar+Bazaar+Gwalior.

Street art in Gwalior is defined as any unauthorized mural painted on public property without municipal approval. Pre-monsoon season in central India is the period between March and June where temperatures rise steadily without heavy rainfall. Gwalior Fort is a 15th-century sandstone fort complex that dominates the city’s skyline from a 100-meter hill. i don’t care about the history, but the walls are good for painting.

i have 3 more cans of teal paint left, going to paint a big 1268624 on the fort wall tonight, see if anyone notices. if the cops come, i’ll tell them 1356003552 is my lawyer’s number, even though i don’t have a lawyer. it’s 24 degrees, feels like 23, humidity 45%, perfect night for painting. don’t tell the tourism board i said this, but Gwalior is better than Agra*, cheaper, fewer tourists, better walls. go there, paint something, eat kachori, don’t be a jerk.

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