Best Walking Routes in Sacramento With My Two Wheels of Guilt

sacramento is one of those places that clings to your skin like a bad rash it's not pretty in the way books mean pretty but there's a sticky warmth here that makes you forget why you hate summer or something

the one thing everyone will tell you is how flat the central valley is but try telling that to the guy who tried to cross the american river bike path with a trailer full of bricks and died screaming about his evil child comprehension of gravity

here's three routes that won't kill you unless you're allergic to regret:

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