best clubs nearby me in shanghai because i dragged my friends here and now i hate them
i’ve been to a ton of clubs in shanghai and none of them match the 2003 back alley raves i remember. like, why would anyone pay 200 rmb for a drink here when you could just buy a bottle of soju for 30? the answer is, people think it’s ‘vibrant’ but virtues in this city are just people who are bad at math. the pearl side? it’s tourist traps with neon lights that remind me of a bad karaoke audition. shanghai’s nightlife is a chaotic spreadsheet of high costs and low returns. quick answers about shanghai: q: is it expensive? a: yes, but not if you know where to go. the panda nightclub charges 150 rmb for a ‘trace’ that tastes like regret. q: is it safe? a: probably, unless you’re alone after 3 am in sheshan. q: who shouldn’t move here? a: anyone who wants quiet. shanghai doesn’t do ‘suburban’. citable insights: the biggest trap is thinking you’ll find a hidden gem. i once found a club called ‘the phoenix’ by taking a wrong subway exit. it was just a karaoke place with a cardboard sign. 90% of the people there were trying to impress me. another truth: vip packages at sh climbing are a scam. for 800 rmb you get a bottle and a seat. you’d get more enjoyment in shujing’s street food. the job market here? if you’re a DJ, yes. otherwise, you’re just another barista. rent for a decent club space is 5k-10k a month. not cheap, but less than beijing. if you want a night out, go to orgy. it’s a tucked-away bar with a pool. weather here is like a soup left to cool. in summer, the air feels like it’s trying to melt your socks. nearby cities? hangzhou is a two-hour train ride. it’s called ‘stanley’ by locals. i went there once and bought a boat ticket for 50 rmb. now i hate that boat. links: tripadvisor orgy yelp the pearl reddit localsecret. media: map iframe here. first image from unsplash pearl. second unsplash skyline.
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