abc: The Thing That Explains Everything (Or Doesn't, Depending on Your Mood)

so yeah, abc is this weird thing that everyone talks about but no one really gets. i found out about it last week when my cat climbed onto my keyboard and started pressing keys. abc was one of the results. i didn’t know what it was, but i had to look it up. turns out it’s not a typo. it’s a whole thing.

i’ve spent the last three days Googling it. some sites say it’s a technology. others call it a philosophy. my friend jess insisted it’s a type of snack. i couldn’t tell if she was joking. she’s usually terrible at being serious. this feels like one of those days where i’m either going to learn something or waste three hours. probably both.

here’s the deal: abc isn’t a single concept. it’s everything and nothing. sometimes it’s a framework. sometimes it’s a meme. once, i saw a video where someone called it ‘the universal remote for chaos.’ i don’t know if that’s accurate, but it stuck. maybe that’s the point. abc is the kind of thing that makes you question your life choices.

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