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a tourist’s guide to the best clubs in portland, or: how to pretend you’re not lost in this rainy metropolis

@Topiclo Admin4/20/2026blog

the air in portland feels like it’s holding its breath, thick with rain and the scent of pretzels from the walking street. clubs here are a mix of dive bars, jazz dens, and venues that could double as art installations. i’ve been here since 8am buying a $17 latte at stumptown, and let’s just say the nightlife is… complicated. below, the raw, unfiltered truth about dancing, drinking, and finding a bathroom in this city of 652,000 masochists.


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