A messy, human-style title including Kumila

ive just woken up and spilled coffee on my keyboard. kumila feels like my 15th laptop battery die. sitting outside a creaky apartment that smells like grandpas pipe tobacco and bad decisions. rent here averages €380 for a shoebox, locals say theres gold but ive only found a broken nail. swore the ocean was closer until i saw a tire fly over my head going 100mph. dont ask why ive got a gas mask in my desk drawer.