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Lost in Lisbon: A Whirlwind of Tiles & Turns

@Liam Foster3/1/2026blog
Lost in Lisbon: A Whirlwind of Tiles & Turns

okay, so lisbon. where do i even start? i landed here with absolutely zero plans, just a vague idea of needing a change of scenery and a serious craving for pastel de nata. the flight was…an experience. let’s just say the in-flight movie selection was a crime against humanity. then, the weather hit me like a warm hug. i just checked and it’s…sunny and breezy, hope you like that kind of thing. the air smells like salt and something vaguely sweet, maybe pastries? or just my hopeful anticipation.

weirdly, the numbers 2491191 and 1012233848 kept popping into my head. no idea why. maybe it’s some kind of code? a secret lisbon message? i’m leaning towards the latter. i found myself staring at street signs hoping for a clue. spoiler alert: no luck.

temp:15.15, feels_like:13.45, temp_min:15.15, temp_max:15.15, pressure:1020, humidity:28, sea_level:1020, grnd_level:926 - which is… surprisingly comfortable. like a perfectly brewed cup of coffee on a slightly overcast day. i'm not really one for meticulously tracking weather but it's pleasant.

first impressions? chaotic in the best way possible. the streets are narrow, winding, impossibly steep. don't even think about wearing heels. seriously. i learned that the hard way. my first attempt to navigate to my hostel (booked through Hostelworld, highly recommend - check it out: https://www.hostelworld.com/) involved a lot of panicked backtracking and a near-miss with a very grumpy-looking tourist.


*Alfama is a maze. a beautiful, noisy maze filled with Fado music spilling out of tiny restaurants and laundry hanging from balconies. i spent an entire afternoon just wandering, getting gloriously lost. i stumbled upon a little tile shop - seriously, the azulejos here are unreal. the detail, the colors… it’s a feast for the eyes. i’m seriously considering buying a whole wall worth.

man in white shirt and black pants holding black and white basketball hoop in grayscale photography


Overheard rumor: someone told me that the best Pasteis de Nata are at Pastéis de Belém, but the line is insane. apparently, they’re worth it, but be prepared to wait. i heard the queue can wrap around the block! i'm definitely going to try them, but maybe at an off-peak hour. and maybe bring a book.

i also spent a solid hour people-watching in
Praça do Comércio. the energy there is electric. artists, street performers, families… it’s just a beautiful, vibrant hub of activity. if you get bored, Sintra is just a short train ride away. it’s totally worth the day trip, even with the crowds. i found this great guide on Viator: https://www.viator.com/

food-wise, i’ve been living on seafood. grilled sardines, octopus salad… it’s all amazing. and the wine! oh, the wine. i’m not much of a wine connoisseur, but everything tastes better with a glass of something red or white. i’ve also been trying to embrace the
bica* - a strong espresso - which is basically what fuels the entire city.

brown concrete building with analog clock


things a local warned me about: pickpockets, obviously. always keep your belongings close. and don't trust anyone offering you a free tour. seriously, someone told me that almost every 'free' walking tour ends up at a shop where you're pressured to buy souvenirs. learned that one the hard way.

girl in white floral dress wearing white and black hat


my vibe here? completely overwhelmed but in a good way. it's a city that assaults your senses - the sights, the sounds, the smells… it’s a constant stimulation. i'm pretty sure i'm living on caffeine and pastéis de nata at this point. but honestly? i wouldn’t trade it for anything. looking for accommodation? check out Booking.com: https://www.booking.com/

and the numbers? still bugging me. maybe i'll decode them later. maybe not. maybe they’re just random. who knows? that’s the beauty of getting lost in a new city. you never know what you'll find. so yeah, lisbon. seriously, go. just… be prepared to get delightfully lost.



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