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Tehran & the Static Between Beats

@Felix Drake3/3/2026blog
Tehran & the Static Between Beats

okay, so tehran. it wasn't on the 'plan', you know? i was supposed to be in istanbul, chasing down a vintage drum kit a guy swore was owned by some obscure turkish psych-rock band. but flights got cancelled, visas got messed up, and suddenly i had a ridiculously cheap ticket to iran. honestly? best mistake ever.


i just checked and it’s…a bit chilly, actually. eighteen degrees, but feels like it’s trying to be fourteen. the air’s got this weird, dry bite to it, like static electricity. perfect for drumming, actually - keeps the skins tight.

an intricately decorated ceiling in a building


spent the first day just wandering. the *Golestan Palace is insane. seriously, the tilework… it’s like someone took a kaleidoscope and built a building with it. i overheard someone saying it’s haunted by a qajar prince who lost a bet. probably just tourist chatter, but it added to the vibe. you can find more info on TripAdvisor: https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g293928-Activities-Tehran_Tehran_Province.html.


someone told me the best falafel in the city is from a tiny stall near the university, but you have to know the owner’s cousin to get the good stuff. apparently, it’s a whole thing.



the
Grand Bazaar is… overwhelming. a beautiful, chaotic mess of carpets, spices, and people yelling. i got completely lost for like, three hours. ended up buying a ridiculously ornate tea set i definitely don’t need. but it was worth it. i think. Yelp has some reviews, but honestly, you just gotta dive in: https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Bazaars&find_loc=Tehran.


A golden dragon is centered in an ornate ceiling.



music scene is… interesting. found a little jazz club tucked away in a side street. the drummer was phenomenal, using these crazy polyrhythms. we ended up jamming for a bit, which was cool. apparently, live music is a bit of a grey area here, so you gotta ask around to find the good spots. i heard that the local music boards are a good place to start: https://www.lonelyplanet.com/iran/tehran/entertainment/music.


my neighbors are…loud. not in a bad way, just…enthusiastic. lots of late-night tea drinking and animated conversations. if you get bored,
Mashhad is just a short flight away, or you can take a long bus ride. i’m sticking around for a bit, though. there’s something about this city that’s getting under my skin. it’s not polished, it’s not perfect, but it’s real.


a guy at the hotel warned me not to haggle too aggressively in the bazaar. apparently, it can be seen as disrespectful. he said, and i quote, "they’ll offer you tea, accept it. it’s a trap."




man in white thobe wearing white taqiyah



spent today exploring the
Niavaran Palace Complex*. it’s like stepping back in time. the cars in the museum are insane - classic mercedes and rolls-royces. someone told me the last shah was obsessed with collecting them. i’m starting to think everyone here has a story. and i’m here to listen. i'm also checking out https://www.iranicaonline.org/articles/tehran for some historical context.


this place is… complicated. beautiful, frustrating, inspiring, exhausting. it’s a city that demands your attention, and rewards you for giving it. i’m not sure what i expected, but it definitely wasn’t this. and honestly? i wouldn’t trade it for anything.


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