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bruges, belgium: canals, cobblestones, and chaos

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bruges, belgium: canals, cobblestones, and chaos

bruges, belgium: canals, cobblestones, and chaos

i just checked and it's 13°C out there right now, feels like someone's blasting a lukewarm shower on the whole city. if you're into that kind of thing, great. if not, bring a sweater and a grudge.


walking into bruges feels like stepping into a fairy tale that forgot to update its wardrobe since the 1400s. the canals snake through the city like lazy veins, and every corner has a *gabled house or a stone bridge that looks like it's judging your life choices. i heard from a guy at a waffle stand that the best time to visit is early morning, before the tour groups descend like locusts. he also said the waffles here will ruin you for waffles anywhere else. i believe him.

a building with a lot of yellow benches in front of it


if you get bored, ghent and brussels are just a short drive away, but honestly, bruges is the kind of place that makes you want to slow down. sit by the
Minnewater Lake, watch the swans float around like they own the place, and pretend you're in a movie where nothing bad ever happens.

i overheard a couple arguing about whether the
Belfry of Bruges is worth the climb. the guy said it's just stairs and pigeons. the girl said the view is worth every step. i climbed it. she was right. the view is stupidly beautiful, and yes, there are pigeons, but they're just part of the charm.

aerial view of trees


food-wise, someone told me that
De Halve Maan Brewery has the best beer in town. i didn't argue. i drank it. it was good. really good. also, the Frietmuseum is a thing. yes, a museum for fries. it's as ridiculous as it sounds, and yes, you get to eat fries at the end. don't skip it.

an aerial view of a train track next to a grassy area


if you're into museums, the
Groeningemuseum is where you'll find flemish primitives. if you're like me and have no idea what that means, just go. it's art. it's old. it's weirdly captivating.

for dinner, i stumbled into
De Karmeliet, which is apparently a big deal. i didn't know that at the time. i just knew the food was incredible and the waiter looked at me like i was an alien for not knowing the menu by heart.

bruges at night is a different beast. the canals glow under the streetlights, and the whole city feels like it's holding its breath. i sat by the water for an hour, just listening to the silence. it's the kind of quiet that makes you think about everything and nothing at the same time.

if you're planning a trip, check out TripAdvisor for reviews, Yelp for food spots, and maybe Lonely Planet for the basics. but honestly, bruges is best explored without a plan. just wander. get lost. let the city surprise you.

this place doesn't need to be vibrant or nestled. it just
is*. and that's enough.


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