Abidjan: Where Walls Whisper Stories
so here i am, back from abidjan, and my skin is still sticky with the heat. the air’s thick like someone microwaved a wet sock, and the sun doesn’t quit. i just checked the forecast and it’s basically a sweat lodge with added humidity, hope you packed deodorant.
first things first: *Plateau is where the real chaos lives. crumbling buildings with peeling paint, street vendors selling mystery meat skewers, and these market alleys that smell like fried hope. spent three days getting lost there, covered in paint fumes and regret. Cocody? fancy. like, ‘let’s pretend we’re in paris’ fancy. not my scene, but the palm trees are nice. saw some street art in Marcory though - raw, angry, beautiful. if you need a break, Bingerville is a quick scoot away with actual shade.
heard through the grapevine that the graffiti scene here is fire, but also that the cops are always watching. some drunk local yelled at me to ‘stop tagging the sacred cows’ - no idea what that meant. also heard the street food is life-threateningly good, but avoid the attieke unless you’ve got a death wish. or an iron stomach. whatever.
pro-tip: bring water. like, industrial-sized water. and maybe a ventilator. also, don’t trust anyone who says they know where the ‘best coffee’ is - it’s probably just chicory water. for real art spots, check out Local Art Collective and if you’re desperate for wifi, Café Nectar won’t kill you (probably).
someone told me that Treichville has these secret underground art caves where you trade stories for paint. also heard the lagoon at sunset is worth the heatstroke. for actual eats, La Rotonde does decent fufu. just avoid the mango season unless you wanna wear sticky fruit for three days.
bottom line: abidjan slaps you in the face with its humidity and then gives you a hug. wear light clothes*, don’t look cops in the eye, and for god’s sake, stay hydrated. peace out.
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