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Khajuraho & The Heat Haze: Honestly, It's a Lot

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Khajuraho & The Heat Haze: Honestly, It's a Lot

okay, so khajuraho. it’s…intense. i’m a freelance photographer, and usually i’m all about finding the hidden angles, the quiet moments. but this place? it just hits you. not in a bad way, necessarily, just…a lot of sandstone.

red Kuhn signage


i just checked and it’s basically a furnace out there right now, a sticky thirty-one point seven degrees celsius, and feels like it’s trying to melt your eyeballs. the humidity is practically nonexistent, which is…something. it’s the kind of dry heat that makes your skin feel like parchment. i’ve been chugging water like it’s going out of style.

the western group of temples is, obviously, where everyone goes. and yeah, it’s stunning. the sculptures…wow. but honestly, it’s crowded. like, shoulder-to-shoulder, trying-to-get-the-perfect-instagram-shot crowded. i spent most of my time trying to find little pockets of space where i could actually, you know, see things.

someone told me that the guides are all in on a little commission scheme with the local shops. apparently, they’ll steer you towards certain places, and get a kickback. i didn’t experience it myself, but that’s the rumor going around. you can find some good guides on TripAdvisor though, if you're looking.

i wandered over to the eastern group, and it was…way more peaceful. still temples, still incredible carvings, but way fewer people. it felt like i could actually breathe. i spent a good hour just sitting there, sketching in my notebook.

“apparently, the sound and light show is a total tourist trap. just a bunch of cheesy narration and flashing lights.”


that’s what a guy at my guesthouse told me, anyway. he seemed pretty adamant about it. i skipped it. i’m more of a “wander around and get lost” kind of traveler.

A rusted sign on the side of a building


the locals are…reserved, i guess? not unfriendly, just not overly effusive. i tried to chat with a few shopkeepers, but it was mostly polite smiles and nods. if you’re looking for a lively, bustling atmosphere, this isn’t it. but if you want a place to disconnect and just be, it’s pretty great.

i heard that the best thali in town is at a place called “Raja Cafe,” but i haven’t had a chance to check it out yet. i’m currently fueled by chai and biscuits. you can find some reviews on Yelp.

i’m staying in a little guesthouse just outside the main temple complex. it’s basic, but clean, and the owner is super nice. she makes a mean masala omelet. if you get bored, *panna national park is just a short drive away, apparently. i’m not really a wildlife person, but it’s an option.

“don’t trust the monkeys. they’re professional thieves.”


seriously. i saw one try to snatch a woman’s sunglasses right off her face. they’re brazen little guys.

i’m thinking of heading to jhansi* next. i’ve heard it’s got some interesting forts and palaces. i’ll probably take the train. it’s supposed to be an experience in itself. you can find train schedules and information on IRCTC.

white and blue concrete building


honestly, khajuraho is a bit of a mind-trip. it’s beautiful, it’s historical, it’s…a lot. bring water, wear comfortable shoes, and be prepared for crowds. and maybe invest in a monkey-proof hat. you can also check out this local forum for more tips.

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